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AI argument analyzer

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SHOCKING: Local AI can now determine who started the fight! Upload your text drama and watch the magic happen!

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UNPRECEDENTED: Advanced AI reads between the lines, analyzes tone, and delivers the BRUTAL TRUTH about your argument!

EDITOR'S NOTE: Our reporters confirm this technology is 100% accurate and completely unbiased.

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JUSTICE SERVED: Find out once and for all who was the A-hole. No appeals, no excuses, just cold hard facts!

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